Best Friend

I was surfing the net at about 5.30 and suddenly, my phone, which I have left lying around on the table, serving no apparent purpose at all, vibrated vigorously in the wake of an incoming call.

I picked it up and saw the name Jason/Taiwan flashing vehemently on the screen. I had my doubts, but I answered the call nevertheless.

Jason: Hello Eric? This is Jason.

Eric: Mm-hmm.

Jason: You know I was walking past Club X just now and then someone walked out of it and bumped into me.

Eric: And? (without the slightest hint of interest towards whatever it is that he wished to convey to me)

Jason: He fell down as a result of it.

Eric: He fell down?

Jason: Yeah, so I helped him up. I hold his hands and guess what, they were wet. I didn't even dare to attempt to smell my hands after that, I ran to a place where I can wash my hands and cleaned them.

Eric: You WHAT? Eww..that's disgusting..and you called me just to tell me that?

Jason: Yeah. Good things must share.

Eric: What the fuck! You idiot! That's so disgusting! Anyway, you heading home now?

And the conversation proceeds to a normal one.

Thing is, you KNOW you have THE best friend in the world when that person calls you out of the blue to tell you he had just managed to come in contact with someone's bodily fluids.

Thanks Jason. Our friendship really is built based on disgusting encounters.

P/S: I have posted a wishlist for my coming Birthday. Hehe. I know, it is vain. But at least you don't have to crack your head thinking about what to buy for me! Haha. Though I must notify you guys that I will attempt to get those things before you do, but I'll update the list from time to time. So remember to check it once in a while.